here’s to impatient assholes
i’ve been watching this repeatedly for the last 3 minutes and it’s still perfect
let’s have a toast to the douche bags
i’d like to think that everyone who witnessed this all collectively braked and laughed together
As a trucker, this makes me sooo happy!
penguins, Powell’s, pizza, pork, pussy, payday, panties, potatoes, palindromes, and praying
Queen, questions, quadruplets, quintuplets, quick (Nestle), quizup, Quagmire (giggity), quests, quickies, and quotes
Leave a letter in my ask box & I’ll list my top 10 favourite things starting with that letter.
REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO HEAR WHAT YOUR FOLLOWERS WOULD DO IF THEY OWNED YOU FOR 24 HOURS
Guess what happens this weekend!!!!!!!!
#stpattysday #allthesewhitepeople #daydrinking #beercanalley #downtown #desmoines