|—||Ernest Hemingway, Men Without Women (via justechoesoffthewall)|
MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION
GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA
I heard y’all was talking shit
this makes me so uncomfortable omg
He just caught his cinnamon apple out…
From an animated YouTube series I was a voice actor on:
Client: Hey, I just wanted to let you know that [a fellow cast member] killed himself last night.
Me: Oh my God! That’s terrible!
Client: It’s okay, I’ve sent out emails to potential replacements, and we should be back on track…
i’m 12 followers away from my next hundred !!! and it’s my 20th birthday on monday !!!
hmmm wouldn’t it be cool to get a few more followers before then
Guys, I make my debut as host of the Sunday night Comics at Kapes Open Mic Comedy show tomorrow! It is always a really fun show, and a lot of my really funny friends will be there! I hope you will come out and have some fun with us!
This is what I look like as a priest.
Look at this precious angel lamb of the lord, about to officiate a wedding! This is so cool.
Guys…this is the first wedding I’m officiating! I’M ALL IN.