Dante...

kingjaffejoffer:

theanglerfishes:

fleshcircus:

awkward

"Um, do you like, wanna go out for mice sometime."

glad that cat didn’t show aggression. That eagle would end his shit.

daynek:

twistedimmagination:

british-bombshellxo:

The caption omg

lmao this boy

Lmao

daynek:

twistedimmagination:

british-bombshellxo:

The caption omg

lmao this boy

Lmao

Underground Comedy Showcase

Underground Comedy Showcase

So…this happened.

So…this happened.

Anonymously tell me how you feel about me. I can’t reply, I just have to read it and post it.

robregal:

This is dangerous…but go for it.

I’m in a thing. I’m excited.

I’m in a thing. I’m excited.

lehroi:

biraunal:

jordosross:

nickandjades-infinitelaughter:

Me as a parent


"This is why dad left"

that girls looks so tired of her shit

story of my life

lehroi:

biraunal:

jordosross:

nickandjades-infinitelaughter:

Me as a parent

"This is why dad left"

that girls looks so tired of her shit

story of my life

lotsalipstick:

best ever

iowasunshine:

I’m starting to talk to people about whether Des Moines could support an hourly car rental service. Although, considering the recent reaction to the idea that we might get Uber, it might be more of an uphill battle than I originally thought. Yes, of course only hipsters wish to be car-free (or god…

This would be awesome!